Out front they had a pair of the Limited Edition Jeep x Call of Duty Wrangler. Henry Ford said it best "Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black."

Upon entering the plain building that pretty much resembles a clinic, the tone changed immediately into a Militarized Green Zone.

Passing thru the interiors of any creative space is always interesting. These netted cubicals were filled of hard working employees. Literally I saw rows of staff members blowing each other up online.

After snaking through the halls, I was led into basically a haven for high end nerding.

These two commander chairs were reserved for our Gridiron Generals. We would be sectioned off into 2 teams of 6 for head on death matches.

I was stationed behind a massive flatscreen and would serve under Foster's Squad. We would pose as US SOG vs. Jones-Drew's Russian Spetsnaz. Each station had these amazing Tritton headsets. Each can holds 4 frequency specific speakers. The Future just texted me and said: Enjoy the technology you NERD!

After swift round of introductions, all the players settled in and got to work on a Tuesday morning. Not bad.

I outfitted my operator with a French Famas assault rifle, extended mags, reflex sights and a ghille suit, since most enemy soldiers aren't expecting to get double tapped by a fern. The bazooka is simply just for flair.

A real kick in the head is when you routinely get served up by a hot blonde woman. Hate it when that happens. She told me she used to play alot of PC shooters and is in love with Black Ops. I gotta run to M.J. Christensen and cop an engagement ring. BRB!

After fighting on all 4 new maps a few rounds I was able handoff the upcoming UND x Wilson balls to our hosts. I find this scenario to being that as if, someone was an occupational full time baker and getting a loaf of bread for Christmas. Needless to say they were both very happy and thankful. You're welcome guys!

In no way is this to be construed as trademark infringement. Chill Greg.

I had alot of fun today and would like to say thanks to Sarah, Aston, Victor and the entire staff at Treyarch. Now if you would excuse me I'm off to Las Vegas to elope to, I forget already.

Company dismissed!